These damn things have become a pain in the ass. I found myself a swarm {biting{ bastards last night. I'm covered in red welts and itching like hell.

My apartment is infested with these things. I've tried everything to eradicate them - insecticide, bombs, even a vacuum cleaner! But nothing works! These bloodsucking roaches are driving me crazy.

I'm at my wit's end. I must find a solution to get rid of these awful creatures once and for all.

These Goddamn Bed Bugs

Dude, bed get more info bugs. These freakin' little sucking demons will turn your sanity upside down. You get bitten, you itch like a motherfucker, and then you start freaking out because you don't know how the shit they got there in the first place. It's a nightmare.

You start checking your clothes like a germaphobe, and you're constantly paranoid about getting bitten again. You wash everything, scrub the place to death, but those little bastards just keep coming back. It's like they're all over your {damn{ house, and you just can't seem to get rid of them.

• Dude, for real

Bed bugs are the worst. They make your sleep a living nightmare.

F*ck These Little Bloodsuckers!

These freakin' things are ruining me! I swear they multiply by the second. They jump all over, biting and irritating me constantly. I've tried everything to get rid of them - bombs, traps, even that weird folklore. But nothing seems to work! I'm starting to think these tiny monsters are superpowered.

• I'm seriously considering a life off the grid.
• The desert sounds pretty peaceful, right?
• At this point, I'm just waiting for the inevitable invasion.

Damn You, Bed Bug!!

These infernal biters are the worst! I tolerate even looking at my mattress. It feels like a battlefield. How did they get in here?? I've already {tried everything: treatments, hot water washes my clothes, and even crashing at a friend's place. Nothing seems to help.

It feels like I'm losing this battle against these tiny vampires. I just want to be free of these bloodsuckers!

This Fucking Bed Bugs!

Ugh, seriously, bed bugs! Them are the worst. Completely plague your bed. You can't relax because you're killing yourself all night long. They are everywhere and they just won't die. I've tried so many things, but nothing seems to work! I'm screwed.

I loathe these little creatures with a passion. I'd rather sleep on the floor than have to coexist these bloodsucking things again!

These Little Shits Are Driving Me Nuts

I'm at my wit's end with these little bastards. They're constantly harassing up the side. I swear, sometimes I just want to explode. They're so inconsiderate. It's like they have no manners.

• One minute they're breaking my things and the next they're smiling sweetly.
• I mean, it's enough to make me want to pull out my hair.

Perhaps I can find a way to deal with them before I completely lose it. I just need a vacation!